Life In Bonita Springs

Aug. 19, 2008

Fay the Hurricane Vacations In Bonita Springs

Fitzgeralds Bonita Springs

Fitzgerald’s Fends Off Fay in Bonita Springs

Have you met Fay? Not to be confused with Jenna Faye, cheerleader extraordinare and Bonita Springs resident. The city has been abuzz with Fay happenings. She’s a storm but not a bad one at all. All the Bonitians have taken precautions but most are just looking for the day off and have their coolers full of brewskies. Priorities, priorities.

This evening, Al Gorithm and I collected real estate signs, checked my listings and my parents house. We then looked for a place to eat. Coconut Point totally bailed on us. Closed. Locked up tight. We ended up going back down 41 over Imperial River Bridge, hung a left on Bonita Beach Road and swung into Fitzgerald’s just east of Aroyal Road. It’s right in front of Ace Hardware. The were open and the joint was full of people filling up on pub grub, bangers and brew.

When Campbell, the owner, walked by we thanked him for staying open. He said in the sweetest brogue, "Are you kidding me darlin', this is a party. If the roof is on tomorrow, we’re open at 11 for people to find a pint". So there you have it. The majority of restaurants may be closed tomorrow but Fitzgerald’s in front of Ace Hardware on Bonita Beach Road is o-p-e-n for business. I know this because they already spray painted it on the boards on the windows. If you go in tell 'em you saw this blog. I told them I’d write about it.

Here’s the rest of what is going on around Bonita Springs while Hurrican Fay plans her arrival. This photo was at about 4:00 by Imperial Harbor 55+ Community in Bonita Springs on Old US 41 Road. Just a drizzle.

Hurricane Fay Bonita Springs

This is one of the first rain bands that cycled through...

bonita springs hurricane fay

Around 8:00 p.m. Heavier bands of rain came in.

Hurricane Fay Bonita Springs

Fitzgerald's serves their customers first and boards up at 9:00 p.m.

Fitzgeralds Bonita Springs

On the way home we stop to top off the fuel. Just then, and Evans Oil truck is backing in to fill the station tanks.

Fuel for the Hurricane

Tomorrow, hopefully business might get back to normal. Most of my programs and services are web based and the local servers get shut down. I have a great listing that needs buckled up in Stoneybrook and a purchase offer in Rapallo.

We never miss a beat. It's just a little wind and water. Heck, I wrote, presented and had two contracts accepted *during* Charlie.

More photos to come tomorrow morning!

Update:  Fabulous Radar to Track The Storm:

http://www.vuetoo.com/vue1/SituationPageNews.asp?sit=1400

Aug. 18, 2008

The Elephant in the Room

Bank Owned Homes

Banks Still Can't Sell Real Estate

There probably isn't any way to fully illustrate the pain and suffering that is involved with a transaction that involves a bank or lending institution. I'm not sure that I can even come up with a comparable or an analogy to demonstrate how unorganized, inefficient and ridiculous the procedure is for trying to help someone buy bank owned property or bank involved property, like short sales.  Bank owned properties a just a bugger to work with.  They're the hardest real estate transactions known to man.

Consumers become charmed and enamored by the fabulous price of a home that they find on the internet. They just have no clue, no matter how carefully that it is explained to them, that the percentage of successful short sale offers that work out are slim, at best. On top of that, let's not forget that the buyer will probably have a home inspection on their as-is purchase and maybe sink in a couple hundred bucks for a survey while they're rolling the dice. The bank may have even agreed to the purchase price but then change its mind because an unexpected fee popped up on the settlement statement and they didn't like it.

Read also: Three Thousand Reasons Why Short Sales Fail

My desk is currently piled with fossilized contracts involving short sales. Many trees have sacrificed their lives for those pipe dreams. Weeks and months go by with no answer to the question, "Mr. Lender can I take the burden of this property off of your hands"? It takes weeks and months just to get the "package" assigned to a representative in many cases. The representative, in the majority of circumstances, has two or three hundred other files keeping company on his desk. There appear to be no systems in place what so ever to process the glut of short sales and foreclosures. One thing is for sure no two banks do anything alike.

The days of an agent working with a short sale are consumed with phone call after phone call to the lender. Last week I was sitting in the office eating lunch at a day desk. I listened to the agent on the other side of the wall make dozens of phone calls to dozens of banks. They all sounded something like this: Hello, this is so-in-so. I am calling in reference to the contract for file number 23413433, I have left a message every day for over three weeks and I'm just trying to get some indication that the package was received or yes or no or anything. After a while it almost sounded like a jilted lover trying to get their boyfriend back. I just need to talk to you, please call me back. Why won't you call me?

Hey, that agent was lucky she got voicemail. Often times the voicemail boxes are full so you can't even leave a message. Employees at the banks also get shifted around and the bank contact is lost or they just quit because they're sick of it, too. Plus, there is nothing more infuriating than being months into a transaction and the file is nowhere to be found at the bank. Poof! Gone. I call that a Hoffa file.

While all of these shenanigans are going on at the bank people that desperately need to sell their home are suffering and people that desperately need to be in a home are losing patience. Many times a buyer is months into the transaction and they just give up. Funnily enough, the bank representative will call months later and say, "We approve the sale". We then let the bank know that the buyer walked months ago. Guess they didn't get the memo or it got Hoffa'd, too.

Sometimes the buyers eventually up finding a home where the owner has more equity and priced their home competitively. They'll switch up their dancing partner for a sure thing faster than you can say "banks can't sell real estate".

All of this leaves most of us wondering why the banks just haven't figured this out. They're just ignoring the elephant in the room. First, they could make more efforts to try to keep people in their home by adjusting their rate or principal. It has to be cheaper to re-work a mortgage or the interest rate than it is to have a buyer default on their loan. When did banks quit running their business like a business?

I have seen with my own eyes a home owner that had a $150,000 mortgage that the bank wouldn't adjust but they took a short sale under $50,000. Wouldn't it have made sense to keep the homeowner in his home and just adjust his rate? Maybe just give them a little breathing room by adding any missed payments to the back end of the loan? How about a rate break for just a year or two? Anything? Something? Nothing.

When this all levels out and the banks boo-hoo to our government about their woes it would be interesting if there is a way for people who had their home sold out from under them can tell their story to an investigatory committee?

If you think the short sales and foreclosures happening to others aren't affecting those not being swallowed by a bad mortgage, think twice. The only way to market recovery is to get excessive inventory, the short sales and foreclosures off the market and sold. It's doable and we're picking away at it in Bonita Springs and other parts of Southwest Florida. Unfortunately, the banks are just prolonging the whole sordid mess by dragging out this blood bath with their inefficiency.

The mortgage industry needs a hero like a CEO of a bank that "gets it" and champions the industry by setting up systems and developing a standard. So far it looks like everyone is just passing the buck and hiding behind their golden parachutes.

Aug. 17, 2008

Finding Flowers in Old Bonita Springs

Pink Flowers

New Blossoms in Old Bonita

The scavenger hunt for the ugly mailbox the Lowes guy told me about occurred today. Nice directions! I found it on the first try. What I wasn't expecting around the corner was a gold mine of other mailboxes. People off of Matheson and Dean have a great sense of humor. The street is a "no outlet" so I rarely go down it. In fact, I wondered when I last drove in the area and surmise it was about 20 years ago.

On my way back to Carl Circle I did go past Bonita Springs Elementary and the cute little garden nursery behind it. Its like boutique shopping for flowers and shrubs. One on one help and no big box store waiting for help. You can't beat one on one service. I'm going back for photos of the nursery because it's just so cute with a little picket fence around it. I wonder if I can get flowers like these, there. Eh, never mind. This bush was swarming with bumble bees. I was a little bit scared taking the photos, if you must know the truth. There, my conscious feels cleansed. Well, not really. You would have been scared to, right?

Pink Flowers

Posted in Around Town
Aug. 16, 2008

Make a Splash Back To School Party | Things to Do

Make a splash

Check it out!  A back to school party for less than $10 bucks per kid you can hit up Sun-n-Fun Lagoon water park in Naples.  If you need more information call 2q39-252-4021 or visit www.collierparks.com.  The park is on Livingston Road in Naples.  Google the street address or click here for a map:   Map to Park

Posted in Things To Do
Aug. 15, 2008

Fish in a Barrel Mailboxes at Lowes in Estero, Florida

The Mailboxs at Lowes

This week has been a little hectic. For all the whiners who think southwest Florida is doomed rest assured that Bonita Springs real estate is, in fact, selling. There's been enough activity to get me buried a little behind. Yeah, I heard the recent foreclosure reports about Fort Myers and Cape Coral. Sure the news was bad, but real estate is still selling. You can read the entire article here:

http://www.floridarealtors.org/NewsAndEvents/n4-081408.cfm

For what it's worth, we have to get through the short sales and foreclosures before this real estate market, here or anywhere else in the United States gets better. We can't wish this market away and pretending it isn't happening is equally futile.

So after a week of hard work trying to choke down short sales I ended up taking the evening off for a quick trip to Lowes Home Improvement Store to get a shelf for the garage and take a quick pit stop in Tijuana Flats.

While I was at Lowes I ended up walking down the mailbox isle, just by happenstance. Naturally, I cursed that I didn't have my camera but made do and snapped a couple of picture. I know, this is the "fish in a barrel" version of the Mailbox Series. For what it's worth, the mailboxes still had something to do with homes since they were in a home improvement store.

An employee of the store asked me what I was doing and told me they have a company website which will have all of the mailboxes with better photos, even. I thanked him and told him about my mailbox series and how I take photos of random mailboxes all over town. He then told me where to find the allegedly ugliest mailbox in Bonita Springs, Florida. I'll be the judge of that. If it is as bad as he says, you'll see it next Friday.

I hope you enjoyed your "fish in a barrel" mailbox post. I'm open for tips if you have an unusual or ugly mailbox tip to pass my way. Here's one more:

Mailbox

and another:

Mailbox Estero

Posted in The Mailbox Series
Aug. 14, 2008

Hibiscus in Bonita Springs, Florida

Peach Hibiscus

Posted in Around Town
Aug. 13, 2008

The Only Thing Constant is Change

Paint Truck

Miffed.  Yeah, I'm miffed.  Yesterday, one of the many chores I had to take care of after find a store that still sold Tagemet (LBD has acid-reflux) was to pick up a new version of Quick Books.

Mind you, I'm still not over the Albertson's Grocery Store, next door, going all Publix on me.  I don't really have an issue with the change. I have an issue with all the lovely employees that Publix nursed along to rip the rug out from under.  Just sayin'.  It's the people why I shopped their, not the groceries.  I am one of those people that knows the names of the lady at the seafood counter, the bag boy and cashier.  So be warned, if you're a part time resident you'll return to find that many of the happy smiling faces at Albertson's have moved on to greener pastures to make way for Publix employees.

So, I'm in Office Max trying to figure out which version of Quick Books purchase and come across a multiple user version and decided to ask if it is able to be loaded on multiple computers or web based, since @Algorithm might enjoy the spoils of Quick Books 2008 and all.  The employee on the floor kind of guesses (uh, on a $499 un-returnable program) on how it gets used or applied.  I'm not sure if she can even find the "any key" on a computer keyboard by the look of her darting eyes and vagueness of anything she answers.

A few minutes after I decide to buy the regular version and I go to the check out and ask about George.  George is a gift from God.  I can tell you a million instances of how George saved my bacon.

To start with, he sold me filing cabinets.  Yes, this is import. Not just any old filing cabinets, special black filing cabinets.  I figured if real estate agents couldn't break them, then Lumberjack and 6-4 couldn't either.  They became dressers in my house.  Here's the clincher on this deal, parents.  You can only open one drawer at a time so they had to keep it neat, plus magnets stick to ‘em.  They are oh so sticker ready, too.  How cool is that?  I was the only person that ever purchased filing cabinets for dressers.  George told me so.  He also told anyone that bought filing cabinets my story, which I find hysterical.

Besides the filing cabinets, shredder, three printers, a page binder and a billion reams of paper George, not missing a blink even sold me two sided tape.  Two sided tape isn't a big deal until you know that you know I marched into Office Max toting my daughter in a tangerine colored evening gown, cut down to there, and said, "I need two sided tape".  George versed us in which tape would do what, for how long and how good.  Ok, he blushed a little but he got Mini Me locked and loaded.  Turns out, she wasn't the only kid worried about a wardrobe malfunction so George's gift kept giving all over that prom.

So, while I'm checking out my new program I get the news delivered by a woman with the personality of a fence post, and a couple of missing teeth, that George was LAYED OFF.  I teared up.

I'm so over these big businesses being awful managers.  They don't care about you, me or our kids but people like George do.

I'm more or less done with Office Max.  No, I'm more done with you.  If your bottom line is suffering, know that you threw out educated employees and people that care and it affected your sales.

Posted in Around Town
Aug. 13, 2008

The Worst Hostess in The World

Sonny and Mar

Sonny and Mar Visit Bonita Springs

I am blessed enough to live in the vacation capital of the United States - Bonita Springs, Florida. When I have visitors come they're on vacation, not me. Sonny and Mar came this week.

I loved their stay to bits but I was busy and couldn't entertain the way I wished I could have. I was busy, busy, busy.

This explains why I had little to write this week due to the dinners, BBQ's and what-not that accompanied the ... uh company. Mar went home today but Sonny is here for a few more days. I'm thinking he's a slave to someone that is rebuilding a pinball machine.

Those of you that know what goes on in the "pin cave" understand. The rest of you need to know that there are people that think pinball machines are more important than washing machines. Those said men aren't totally harmless, they will try to steal your soul. Be wary of the pin man, who is only second worst to the Candy Man. *teehee*

Take that *Pin Man*

Posted in Around Town
Aug. 11, 2008

Southern Extreme Water Ski


Southern Extreme Water Ski

Originally uploaded by griffithchris

My favorite kids were at it again Sunday afternoon. The Southern Extreme Ski team performs at 4:00 p.m. on Sundays. The show is free and you can watch from your air conditioned car if you're not into sweltering heat.

I heard there was a contest last Sunday. Find the fifth Jonas Brother somewhere at the mall and you got back stage passes. My son, Lumberjack, was asked by over a dozen screaming girls if he was the Jonas Brother. Uh, the kid looks 40 years old. All in fun. See, water skiing isn't the only fun to be had at Miromar Outlets in Estero, Florida.

If you'd like to see more photo visit:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrisgriffith/sets/72157606670249562/show

Posted in Around Town
Aug. 10, 2008

Home is Different To Every Little Body

Bonita Springs Home

Home at Last

Posted in Around Town