My Dog is a Prima Dona
I took LBD to Dog Beach at Lovers Key. We tried it. He was horrified at the notion that sand was on him, it smelled like the sea, other dogs were there, there was no air conditioning and there wasn't some sort of location for the passers by to stop and worship him.
We will not be going to Dog Beach off leash park ever again unless we get one of those Pope-mobiles. You are more than welcome to take your less pansified dog.