No running, chasing, leading, following, barking or splashing.
Size doesn’t matter, but …
If your dogs legs are less than three inches long, they must swim in packs.
Definitely no galloping or jumping … or smiling.
Stare down, staring matches and blue eye hypnotism will barely be tolerated.
Pretend you’re having fun even when you’re thoroughly miserable.
Obey all commands, that man behind you is following you … not running after you.
No sniffing butts.
“Finders keepers” is considered beach policy with toys and food.
Sea gulls are point-worthy, same as pheasant and duck.
If you’re interested in the legit rules of dog beach read also: Dog Beach Rules
To break every one of these rules use this map to find dog beach: